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Joseph Tai
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Its a trap!!!
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Listening to: The wind blowing through the silk screen mammoth
Reading: A mind-blowing text app
Watching: my numb hand revive from me dispersing my weight
Playing: card games with a extremely jealous squirrel
Eating: the blood of the omen
Drinking: the blood of the oman
I have just finished my training as a Old Fist Rising Bull Watermelon Disk Analyst and have been set out into this new world called infancy. A delighted smile was painted on my hair as I rose into a delinquency of mall ripping. Few fishes would later understand the sheer cowardly act of my intellectual bellyache as the next contestant flung a ripe toenail into the side of the mini bar. We fought off over a dozen highly skilled equestrians as they localized a few minor joints recalling a buttered nut-squash frozen in a lake of liquid nazi bunnies. As soon as the peanut butter settle we saw the consequences of our action soon to be rolled over and baked at 325 degrees for four days and 3 nights of the winter sun following multiple pieces of a shattered lava lamp as the heated stare of a weathered chicken laid out my favorite pair of scissors.
Favorite visual artistYasuhiro nightowFavorite moviesStar wars, cabin in the woods, the big lebowski, Favorite TV showsavatar, big bang theory, how i met your mother, my name is earl, house, futuramaFavorite bands / musical artistsThe Offspring, DisturbedFavorite gaming platformps3, xbox 360Tools of the Tradephotoshop cs5
(first off, I'm the guy who said he'd be ordering a Battle Rifle last Sunday, in case you forgot). I'm sorry to tell you this, but due to unforeseen family-related circumstances I will be not be buying one of your Battle Rifles in the near future. However, I might be buying one later on if there are any left!
It's not a reflection on your work, they're just a bit worried that I'm "wasting my money on something that will never leave the house" (their words exactly, and I don't agree with them); I just thought that I should tell you so you don't think I was messing with you when I said I'd buy one.